is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
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They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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