So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
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You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
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What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
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