So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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