absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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