I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
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beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
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Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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