worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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