Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
