I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
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yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I use my feet as sexual weapons
He did a backflip because drugs
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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