She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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