We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
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