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the bitch is dead man

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YOUR DOG DIED?

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no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.

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(253): View more from Washington

i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money

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(330): View more from Ohio

Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood

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(225): View more from Louisiana

Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt

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(575): View more from New Mexico

We need to talk about our relationship.

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I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes

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(253): View more from Washington

We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.

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(210): View more from Texas

Road construction signs are deceptively heavy

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(561): View more from Florida

I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.

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(770): View more from Georgia

Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?

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