I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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