just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
