that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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