my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
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Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
My liver just had a heart attack.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
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Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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