Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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