Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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