Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I don't think brook has ever known best
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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