therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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