He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
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Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
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I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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