So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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