Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
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just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
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Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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