His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
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our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
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I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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