Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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