the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
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I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
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There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
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This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
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