That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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