i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
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as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
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I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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