You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
It's never too late to be topless.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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