found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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