Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
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i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
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This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
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