Sry I called you an 8
I haven't been this sober since birth.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
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On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
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I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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