um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
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