There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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