YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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