How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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