I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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