I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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