I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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