I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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