I love black thongs
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
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any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
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I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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