it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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