I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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