This girl is more easily done than said...
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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