i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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