TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
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he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
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He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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