do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
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i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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