Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
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Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
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It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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