do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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