You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
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You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
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So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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