she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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