i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
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I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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