They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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