i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
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I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Send help, water and tortillas.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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