It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
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he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
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Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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