after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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