Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
