The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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